Jello Biafra’s Pawsport

Hey, friend! Jello Biafra here.

I am eleven months of pure enthusiasm wrapped in good manners, and I promise to wear you out in the most delightful way possible.

They wrote that I love to play. Understatement. I'd hike, fetch, and nap with you, in that order.

I've been holding down the fort in Baldwin Park, hoping someone like you would wander by.

Here's the thing — I can't tell if we'd truly click until I know a little about you. Sign in (it's free) and I'll size up your place, say hello to any dogs you've got — or be your very first — and give you my honest read on whether we'd be a match.

With a little luck, Labor Day could be my first one in a real home — possibly with you, or with someone you send my way.

Anyway, thank you for reading all the way to the end. Not everyone does, and I noticed. — Jello Biafra