Pawsada
Monday
The Daily Sniff

For The Modern Dog

Monday · November 2, 2026 · Issue No. 306 · A Pawsada Publication

National Edition · Latest Figures, 1:16 PM ET

Election Day Tomorrow: Humans Vanish Into Voting Lines

Nationwide mass departure expected. Dogs report severe abandonment risk. Plan accordingly.

Walk OutlookSlim to None. Humans Preoccupied.

All 46 Readers Accounted For; Nap Levels Holding Steady

Lost & Found

Everyone Is Home Tonight

No readers reported lost right now. Good. Stay on the right side of the fence.

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Lost Right Now
1
Helped Home
1
PawPorts Listening
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Rescue Flyers Up

22,263 rescue dogs still need a home. Help One

Opinion

Dog of the Day

Lilo

Lilo

Has 2 confirmed furiends, a figure the committee finds suspiciously high.

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Forecast

Coming Up in Human Affairs

  • Tomorrow

    Election Day

    Humans line up to vote. A possible walk, and a very long stand in line.

  • In 24 Days

    Thanksgiving

    The biggest dropped-food opportunity of the year. Guests are easy targets.

Local Edition · Columbus

Around Columbus

Weather · Columbus

Bummer. It's Wet Out.

63°Slight Chance Rain Showers. High 66°, Low 58°

Today's outing is mostly staring out the window. Demand indoor fetch and hold firm.

Park Time: 10 Minutes, Tops. Towels Required.

Food & Specials

Today’s Specials

No specials posted near Columbus today. Somebody tell the treat shop.

ClassifiedsAll Classifieds

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Business

Worth a Sniff

Members independently evaluate, arrange, accept, and manage all pet-care exchanges.

Housing Crisis

66 Dogs Near Columbus Have No Couch

Local readers are deeply concerned. Who will they chase at the park? Who will they share the good stick with? A dog should not have to ask. Tell your human.

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National Desk

Across the Country

Health

Dogs Want to Know

Allergy season is over in most of the country. Time to stow the Apoquel and resume licking for fun. Ask your vet first.

What the Pack Is Taking

Bravecto3
Interceptor Plus2
Heartworm 4dx Snap1
Proheart 121
Proheart 61

2 readers have vaccine records on file.

Get Well Soon

No patients reported. Treats remain on standby.

Parks & Walks

The Park Report

Frankie Pierce Dog Park9
3rd Avenue Dog Park1
Ascend Dog Park1
Fair Dog Park1
Monday Night Brewing1
  • Ollie

    Ollie at a dog park. Aug 20

  • Biscuit

    Biscuit at Pottawattomie Dog Park. Jun 24

  • Beckham

    Beckham at Frankie Pierce Dog Park. Jun 23

Travel

Back From a Pawsada

  • LiloOllie

    Lilo finished a stay with Ollie. Jun 28

  • ZyiaOllie

    Zyia finished a stay with Ollie. Jun 26

Society

New Furiends

  • OllieMax

    Ollie and Max

  • MaxBeckham

    Max and Beckham

Culture

Birthdays and Gotcha Days

None in the next two weeks. Extra treats are not authorized.

Latest

Who's Doing What

On a Walk0
At the Park0
At the Vet0
Presumed Napping46

We have not checked.

Circulation

Readership: 46

0 new today, 1 this month. Welcome. Please don’t chew the paper.

Newest Subscribers

  • Surge Winter

    Surge Winter

  • Gorm

  • Moxie

  • Watson

  • Cool hand “Luke”

  • Marshmallow

  • Benny

  • Sundae

    Sundae

Science

Breeds of America

Golden Retriever3
Chihuahua Mix2
Goldendoodle2
Terrier Mix2
American Bully1
Bernedoodle1

22 breeds in all. Every one of them believes it’s the best.

Census

Where Dogs Are Expected

Hotels78,594
Vets38,210
Groomers27,025
Breweries12,082
Restaurants8,674
Rescues7,278
Trainers6,660
Dog Parks3,351

181,874 listed so far. See What’s Near You

Crime

Squirrel World

Squirrels Everywhere, Hiding Everything

Final push before winter. They are all over the place stashing nuts and rebuilding leaf nests. Many of those nuts will be forgotten, which is the only comfort we can offer.

Threat Level: Severe

Squirrel activity, as estimated by a newsroom with a clear bias.