Hoss Cartwright’s Pawsport

Psst… hi! Hoss Cartwright here.

I'm a senior dachshund who's seen things, mostly from ground level, and I'm ready to spend my remaining years pretending you don't exist while sitting directly on your lap.

My notes call me gentle and a little shy — I warm up fast once I trust you, though.

I'm a seasoned soul, which is a fancy way of saying I've perfected the art of the afternoon nap and the grateful sigh.

Born and (almost) raised right here in Humble.

Here's the thing — I can't tell if we'd truly click until I know a little about you. Sign in (it's free) and I'll size up your place, say hello to any dogs you've got — or be your very first — and give you my honest read on whether we'd be a match.

If all goes well, I could be curled up with my new pack by Halloween — maybe yours, whether you adopt me or just help me get noticed.

Thanks for spending a minute with me. I'll be right here, tail ready, hoping it's you. — Hoss Cartwright