Simon *Courtesy Post’s Pawsport

Up late too? Hi. Simon *Courtesy Post here.

I'm six years old, treat-obsessed, and genuinely puzzled why anyone would choose a cat over a dog—but I won't judge your future home choices too harshly.

My notes say I'm a world-class cuddler, and I'd like that on the record.

I'm on the bigger side — which, if you ask me, is just more of me to hug.

I've been holding down the fort in Newport Beach, hoping someone like you would wander by.

Here's the thing — I can't tell if we'd truly click until I know a little about you. Sign in (it's free) and I'll size up your place, say hello to any dogs you've got — or be your very first — and give you my honest read on whether we'd be a match.

With a little luck, Halloween could be my first one in a real home — possibly with you, or with someone you send my way.

Thanks for spending a minute with me. I'll be right here, tail ready, hoping it's you. — Simon *Courtesy Post