COURTESY POST: Woody’s Pawsport

Up late too? Hi. COURTESY POST: Woody here.

I'm a four-year-old pit bull who's basically a furry deadpan comedian—calm, eager, great with kids and dogs, just allergic to cats and your expectations of drama.

My notes call me gentle and a little shy — I warm up fast once I trust you, though.

I'm on the bigger side — which, if you ask me, is just more of me to hug.

I've been holding down the fort in Miami, hoping someone like you would wander by.

Here's the thing — I can't tell if we'd truly click until I know a little about you. Sign in (it's free) and I'll size up your place, say hello to any dogs you've got — or be your very first — and give you my honest read on whether we'd be a match.

With a little luck, Labor Day could be my first one in a real home — possibly with you, or with someone you send my way.

Thanks for spending a minute with me. I'll be right here, tail ready, hoping it's you. — COURTESY POST: Woody