COURTESY POST: Mia & Milu (Bonded Pair)’s Pawsport

Oh — hi! COURTESY POST: Mia & Milu (Bonded Pair) here.

I still can't believe someone wants both of us, because honestly we're the whole package—gentle, potty-trained, toy-obsessed, and we've mastered the art of the perfect cuddle sandwich.

My notes say I'm a world-class cuddler, and I'd like that on the record.

I'm a seasoned soul, which is a fancy way of saying I've perfected the art of the afternoon nap and the grateful sigh.

I've been holding down the fort in Miami, hoping someone like you would wander by.

Here's the thing — I can't tell if we'd truly click until I know a little about you. Sign in (it's free) and I'll size up your place, say hello to any dogs you've got — or be your very first — and give you my honest read on whether we'd be a match.

With a little luck, Halloween could be my first one in a real home — possibly with you, or with someone you send my way.

Thanks for stopping by and giving me a moment — it honestly made my whole day. — COURTESY POST: Mia & Milu (Bonded Pair)