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The Daily Sniff
Dog news, done daily · A Pawsada publication
Vol. IV · No. 214 · Afternoon Edition · The World, Sniffed Out
The Daily Sniff — Brentwood Edition · Sunday, August 2
Squirrel BarometerThreat: HighWarm with scattered belly-rub opportunities throughout the afternoon.· Pawcast: excellent conditions for lying in the one warm spot on the floor.
Off the Wire
Today’s news, sniffed out
Science & Tech
YOUNG LAB EXPERIMENTS WITH UNDERWATER SELFIES, VOWS TO RETURN FAVOR TO OCEAN
A 21-year-old dachshund discovers that pointing a camera at fish makes them very interested in his phone.
Science & Tech
MUSEUM FINALLY ACQUIRES LEGENDARY STRIPED SEAWEED AFTER 40-YEAR STAKEOUT
One marine scientist's decades-long obsession with a peculiar algae proves that patience, not treats, can win the day.
Science & Tech
TECH GIANTS ANNOUNCE BIG MONEY BET ON ARTIFICIAL BRAINS—TIME WILL TELL IF THEY'RE SMART
Two enormous companies reveal they're spending billions on new AI gadgets, leaving everyone to wonder if they'll actually work.
Science & Tech
INDIA DREAMS OF GROWING WORLD'S BEST BERRIES—TIRED OF IMPORTING FROM ABROAD
Local farmers plot to breed their own strawberries instead of relying on foreign varieties, one patch at a time.
Science & Tech
GAMING CONSOLE SUFFERS EMBARRASSING OUTAGE; TECH BOSS CALLS IT 'UNACCEPTABLE'
A major system glitch left players unable to log in, find their games, or play anything at all—even on disc.
Entertainment
MASKED ACROBAT'S LATEST ROOFTOP ADVENTURE WINS OVER THE CROWD
A celebrated performer in tights and cape earns fresh applause for his latest web-based caper.
Entertainment
DATING SHOW VIEWERS BARK: 'WHERE'S THE ROMANCE?'
A reality competition looking to rekindle its spark realizes that gorgeous contestants alone won't keep tails wagging.
Entertainment
DUET SHATTERS ANCIENT CHART RECORD WITH 19 WEEKS AT THE TOP
A collaboration between two songsters crushes a 73-year-old record that nobody thought would ever break.
Society / Good Dogs
From the Editor’s Desk
Even when the sun goes dark, the mailman still comes; even when the ground cracks from drought, we still cannot understand why humans refuse to dig holes everywhere.
Business & Dog-Friendly Places
The Wire
The world, through dog logic — and the pack’s own dispatches.
Food & Treats
Travel
Society / Good Dogs
Neighborhood Watch Reports a Quiet Week, With One Notable Squirrel
Brentwood’s window patrol logs steady vigilance and a single unresolved incident.
Welcome Wagon: Brentwood’s Newest Resident Greeted With Cautious Optimism
A new pup arrived on the block this week; the neighborhood committee has reserved judgment until the first proper sniff.
Business / Dog-Friendly Places
Crime
Police Blotter: Squirrel Still at Large After Brazen Daylight Fence Crossing
Brentwood’s most-wanted suspect remains free despite round-the-clock window surveillance.
The Case of the Missing Sock Remains Unsolved; Lead Detective Recused
An internal review notes the Brentwood detective on the case is also the prime suspect.
