Sports
Fetch records, ball-related developments, and the dogs giving it their all. — Columbus edition.
From the newsroom
Squirrel Pursuit Standings Tighten as Season Heats Up
No captures reported in Columbus, but morale and ambition remain at all-time highs.
Tug-of-War Finals End, As Always, in Dignified Disagreement
Competitors in Columbus report the rope is, and shall remain, theirs.
Frisbee Circuit Soars as Columbus Athletes Defy Gravity
Mid-air highlight reels draw crowds; landings remain a work in progress.
Fetch Records Tumble at Parks Across Columbus
Retrieval times improve league-wide as officials note “historic levels of effort.”
The Wire · Sports
Local Labrador Maintains He Could Have Caught That Pass
Sideline analysts in Columbus call the claim 'ambitious but not impossible.'
Fetch Records Tumble at Parks Nationwide
Retrieval times improve league-wide; officials note 'historic levels of effort.'
Ball-Related Sports Fever Reaches Columbus
Retrievers report heightened interest in televised ball movement; several remain optimistic they could contribute offensively.