The Daily Sniff
Dog news, done daily · A Pawsada publication
Vol. IV · No. 214 · Afternoon Edition · The World, Sniffed Out
The Daily Sniff · Section
Crime
The blotter: squirrel offenses, counter-surfing rings, and the ongoing case of the missing sock. — Columbus edition.
Lead Story
Counter-Surfing Ring Broken Up; One Loaf of Bread Recovered
A coordinated kitchen operation came undone in Columbus when a paw was heard on the countertop.
From the newsroom
Mail Carrier Cleared of All Charges Again; Dogs Vow to Appeal
For the third consecutive season, Columbus’s daily intruder has been found to be entirely lawful.
Police Blotter: Squirrel Still at Large After Brazen Daylight Fence Crossing
Columbus’s most-wanted suspect remains free despite round-the-clock window surveillance.
The Case of the Missing Sock Remains Unsolved; Lead Detective Recused
An internal review notes the Columbus detective on the case is also the prime suspect.
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The Almanac
- Squirrel Forecast
- Threat level: Severe. They are organized today. Bark accordingly.
- Pawcast
- Sunbeams migrating across the floor by late morning; relocate naps as needed.
- Today’s Tail Wag
- “Every walk is the greatest walk, because it is the current walk.”