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Vol. IV · No. 214 · Afternoon Edition · The World, Sniffed Out

The Stars

Dogoscopes

The stars — and the squirrels — have spoken.

Aries

Mar 21 – Apr 19

With Italy sweltering and your energy through the roof, Aries, you'll channel that restlessness into a grand adventure—maybe even an unplanned road trip to somewhere cooler. Just remember: water bowls first, burning questions later.

Lucky snack: Frozen peanut butter treat

Taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

Taurus, the dry spell has you craving something lush and abundant, but this is your moment to appreciate the simple things: shade, stillness, and the odd puddle. Quality beats quantity.

Lucky snack: Watermelon cubes

Gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

Your mind is racing like meteors tonight, Gemini—two showers peaking at once means twice the wonder. Channel that scattered energy into solving a mystery you've been ignoring.

Lucky snack: Mixed veggie sticks

Cancer

Jun 21 – Jul 22

The stars align in the shape of a bone. A snack you forgot about resurfaces. Trust your nose over your eyes.

Lucky snack: a forbidden sock (do not eat)

Leo

Jul 23 – Aug 22

Leo, your moment to shine has arrived—much like that beloved hero film everyone's talking about. Don't hide your light; the spotlight's waiting for a performance only you can give.

Lucky snack: Golden honey biscuit

Virgo

Aug 23 – Sep 22

Virgo, amidst the AI noise and digital clutter, you're drawn to authenticity and signal over noise. Trust your instinct to filter out the fake and find what's genuinely worth your time.

Lucky snack: Plain cooked chicken

Libra

Sep 23 – Oct 22

Libra, like those quiet canal cities beyond the postcard spots, you're discovering beauty in the overlooked. Your restlessness leads you somewhere unexpectedly perfect.

Lucky snack: Apple slices

Scorpio

Oct 23 – Nov 21

Scorpio, that dating show's love shortage reflects your own search for depth over surface charm. The eclipse reminds you: intensity and mystery are your superpowers.

Lucky snack: Beef jerky strips

Sagittarius

Nov 22 – Dec 21

Sagittarius, with two meteor showers and an eclipse all at once, the universe is shouting adventure at you. Your restlessness isn't a bug—it's your compass pointing north.

Lucky snack: Carrot sticks

Capricorn

Dec 22 – Jan 19

A nap taken now will pay dividends later. The wise dog rests before the dinner bell, not after. Conserve your enthusiasm.

Lucky snack: the last kibble

Aquarius

Jan 20 – Feb 18

Aquarius, the tech giants and their AI dramas barely touch your vision of the future. You're already three steps ahead, dreaming beyond the noise—and it shows.

Lucky snack: Blueberry bites

Pisces

Feb 19 – Mar 20

Pisces, all this restlessness and spectacle—eclipses, heat, meteor showers—calls you to your watery place of calm. Dive deep; the magic you seek is within, not above.

Lucky snack: Cucumber slices