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Vol. IV · No. 214 · Afternoon Edition · The World, Sniffed Out
The Stars
Dogoscopes
The stars — and the squirrels — have spoken.
Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19With Italy sweltering and your energy through the roof, Aries, you'll channel that restlessness into a grand adventure—maybe even an unplanned road trip to somewhere cooler. Just remember: water bowls first, burning questions later.
Lucky snack: Frozen peanut butter treat
Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20Taurus, the dry spell has you craving something lush and abundant, but this is your moment to appreciate the simple things: shade, stillness, and the odd puddle. Quality beats quantity.
Lucky snack: Watermelon cubes
Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20Your mind is racing like meteors tonight, Gemini—two showers peaking at once means twice the wonder. Channel that scattered energy into solving a mystery you've been ignoring.
Lucky snack: Mixed veggie sticks
Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22The stars align in the shape of a bone. A snack you forgot about resurfaces. Trust your nose over your eyes.
Lucky snack: a forbidden sock (do not eat)
Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22Leo, your moment to shine has arrived—much like that beloved hero film everyone's talking about. Don't hide your light; the spotlight's waiting for a performance only you can give.
Lucky snack: Golden honey biscuit
Virgo
Aug 23 – Sep 22Virgo, amidst the AI noise and digital clutter, you're drawn to authenticity and signal over noise. Trust your instinct to filter out the fake and find what's genuinely worth your time.
Lucky snack: Plain cooked chicken
Libra
Sep 23 – Oct 22Libra, like those quiet canal cities beyond the postcard spots, you're discovering beauty in the overlooked. Your restlessness leads you somewhere unexpectedly perfect.
Lucky snack: Apple slices
Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21Scorpio, that dating show's love shortage reflects your own search for depth over surface charm. The eclipse reminds you: intensity and mystery are your superpowers.
Lucky snack: Beef jerky strips
Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21Sagittarius, with two meteor showers and an eclipse all at once, the universe is shouting adventure at you. Your restlessness isn't a bug—it's your compass pointing north.
Lucky snack: Carrot sticks
Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19A nap taken now will pay dividends later. The wise dog rests before the dinner bell, not after. Conserve your enthusiasm.
Lucky snack: the last kibble
Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18Aquarius, the tech giants and their AI dramas barely touch your vision of the future. You're already three steps ahead, dreaming beyond the noise—and it shows.
Lucky snack: Blueberry bites
Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20Pisces, all this restlessness and spectacle—eclipses, heat, meteor showers—calls you to your watery place of calm. Dive deep; the magic you seek is within, not above.
Lucky snack: Cucumber slices