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The Stars

Dogoscopes

The stars — and the squirrels — have spoken.

Aries

Mar 21 – Apr 19

The stars align in the shape of a bone. A snack you forgot about resurfaces. Trust your nose over your eyes.

Lucky snack: the last kibble

Taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

Mercury is in retrograde, which explains why your favorite ball rolled under the couch. Patience — a human hand approaches.

Lucky snack: leftover scrambled egg

Gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

Today favors the bold. That spot on the good sofa is yours if you commit before anyone notices. Fortune rewards the cozy.

Lucky snack: a forbidden sock (do not eat)

Cancer

Jun 21 – Jul 22

A stranger will smell intriguing. Resist the urge to investigate every pocket. Some mysteries are meant to stay mysterious.

Lucky snack: an unguarded crumb

Leo

Jul 23 – Aug 22

Your energy is high and your impulse control is, as ever, theoretical. Channel it into one truly excellent zoomie at dusk.

Lucky snack: a single blueberry

Virgo

Aug 23 – Sep 22

Rain is possible, which means the puddles are aligning in your favor. The universe wants you slightly damp and very happy.

Lucky snack: a dropped crust

Libra

Sep 23 – Oct 22

A nap taken now will pay dividends later. The wise dog rests before the dinner bell, not after. Conserve your enthusiasm.

Lucky snack: a suspiciously good carrot

Scorpio

Oct 23 – Nov 21

Someone will say your name in a happy voice today. It is a sign. Respond with your whole body, as the ancients did.

Lucky snack: the corner of a cracker

Sagittarius

Nov 22 – Dec 21

The cosmos counsels restraint near the trash can. Greatness is not measured by what you can reach, but by what you resist.

Lucky snack: the last kibble

Capricorn

Dec 22 – Jan 19

A long-lost sock returns to your life. Guard it well. The stars gave it to you and the laundry will try to take it back.

Lucky snack: leftover scrambled egg

Aquarius

Jan 20 – Feb 18

Today you are the main character. Walk like it. The mail can wait; the moment cannot. Carpe the diem, and also the stick.

Lucky snack: a forbidden sock (do not eat)

Pisces

Feb 19 – Mar 20

A door will open today, possibly for no reason. Walk through it with confidence, then immediately ask to come back in.

Lucky snack: an unguarded crumb