The Stars
Dogoscopes
The stars — and the squirrels — have spoken.
Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19The stars align in the shape of a bone. A snack you forgot about resurfaces. Trust your nose over your eyes.
Lucky snack: the last kibble
Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20Mercury is in retrograde, which explains why your favorite ball rolled under the couch. Patience — a human hand approaches.
Lucky snack: leftover scrambled egg
Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20Today favors the bold. That spot on the good sofa is yours if you commit before anyone notices. Fortune rewards the cozy.
Lucky snack: a forbidden sock (do not eat)
Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22A stranger will smell intriguing. Resist the urge to investigate every pocket. Some mysteries are meant to stay mysterious.
Lucky snack: an unguarded crumb
Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22Your energy is high and your impulse control is, as ever, theoretical. Channel it into one truly excellent zoomie at dusk.
Lucky snack: a single blueberry
Virgo
Aug 23 – Sep 22Rain is possible, which means the puddles are aligning in your favor. The universe wants you slightly damp and very happy.
Lucky snack: a dropped crust
Libra
Sep 23 – Oct 22A nap taken now will pay dividends later. The wise dog rests before the dinner bell, not after. Conserve your enthusiasm.
Lucky snack: a suspiciously good carrot
Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21Someone will say your name in a happy voice today. It is a sign. Respond with your whole body, as the ancients did.
Lucky snack: the corner of a cracker
Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21The cosmos counsels restraint near the trash can. Greatness is not measured by what you can reach, but by what you resist.
Lucky snack: the last kibble
Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19A long-lost sock returns to your life. Guard it well. The stars gave it to you and the laundry will try to take it back.
Lucky snack: leftover scrambled egg
Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18Today you are the main character. Walk like it. The mail can wait; the moment cannot. Carpe the diem, and also the stick.
Lucky snack: a forbidden sock (do not eat)
Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20A door will open today, possibly for no reason. Walk through it with confidence, then immediately ask to come back in.
Lucky snack: an unguarded crumb