BOWSER

Oh — hi! BOWSER here.

I've got a feeling you and I could be pretty great together.

I'd love to meet you. But if I'm not quite the one, maybe you could do me one tiny favor — print my bio and pop it up somewhere a future best friend might spot it. Who knows, I might see you at the park someday! Either way, thank you for stopping by and giving me a moment. It really did mean a lot. — BOWSER 🐾